Fooking dook

1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.

2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.

3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.

Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”

Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”

*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”

“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
by Fooking sheep May 19, 2018
mugGet the Fooking dookmug.

dook larue

A silly drummer dog from rockafire explosion. Usually wearing a space suit, though his early version had a different outfit. Turned into a lizard looking thing named ozone in the moonrockers, and turned into Pasqualle in CEC.
"Dook Larue is my favorite member of the rockafire explosion! "
"Me too! I hope to own my own dook animatronic some day! "
by Only the Cheesiest of toast December 30, 2021
mugGet the dook laruemug.

Silk Dook

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.
My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.
by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
mugGet the Silk Dookmug.

Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.
"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."
by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010
mugGet the Emergency dookmug.

dook of earl

An extremely large bowel movement, i.e. the big dook.
Woah, I just had a dook of earl with contact that required three flushes. I must be ten pounds lighter than before I sat down.
by drbosso January 6, 2009
mugGet the dook of earlmug.

plop a dook

I've really gotta plop a dook before we leave.
by GoAppState March 11, 2008
mugGet the plop a dookmug.

dook silk

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .
After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.
by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018
mugGet the dook silkmug.

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