Donald Trump 

A decaying orange with a yellow wig for hair that has ran for president. He has been given the power to annihilate civilisations because he doesn't know what to do with his powers because he was just picked off his tree and has a colony of worms inside him (and I'm not just talking about worms in his butt). He is racist to Chinese everything. He should just go and die in a goddamn hole where his ass is supposed to be.

Man: Huh... Something smells bad like it's gone off.

Man 2: It's Donald Trump's odour.
Man: Oh...

Donald Trump by TheBloodyLegend123 May 3, 2020

Donald Trump 

Also referred to as as Donald Dump, he is a walking and talking pig wearing a toupee.

Person 1. How the hell did a pig get elected president?

Person 2. No Idea

Person 1. And they named him Donald Trump

Person 2. Sounds like the name for a pig alright

Donald Trump by .Person. April 16, 2018

Donald Trump 

Is a person who needs hookers.

You ugly and lame as fuck, you must have to Donald Trump for sex.

Donald Trump by BishSticks April 17, 2018

Donald Trump 

A racist little 9 year old that is an orange.

Vote Donald Trump out.

Donald Trump by Dabigchunges October 26, 2019

Donald trump 

The person who made 2020 a shithole in the first place

My mom threw a Cheeto at me while saying support trump you gay fuck and at first I didn’t know what it was till I realized that was no Cheeto it was a orange guy called foot fetish I mean- Donald trump

Donald trump by AHHHHHHHHHchickennoodlesoup September 17, 2020

Donald Trump 

Rare talking creature that resembles an orange orangutan with crazy ass hair. Widely hated by half the world.

Tom: Hey man, have you seen Donald Trump?
Tim: Dude I can't believe this goblin is in the white house.

Donald Trump by Hamsdude February 2, 2018

Donald Trump 

Author of "Trump: The Art of the Deal" and close friends with Putin, Donald Trump is best known for strategically handling US diplomacy by causing the largest government shutdown in the US and for ensuring world peace by pulling troops out of Syria.

My name is Donald Trump and I'm conceited!

Donald Trump by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019