Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

Dog Dick Cheese Breath

Someone with stank ass breath.

Kevin has dog dick cheese breath.

by flippin pham March 23, 2023

Dog dick

A young man so full of hormones, horniness and desire he gets over 12 erections a day and is constantly trying to get with women. Like a male dog would chase a female dog in heat. Not to be confused with a manwhore, dog dick is more of a trait of a manwhore could have.

Z; "I think John is a manwhore he constantly just wants to have sex."
P: "He's still young and got that dog dick in him, he'll grow out of it."

by PRIVATEBERRYLEMON October 22, 2023

Dog with 40 dicks

A male human in heat

Look at the ass on her, I'd like to wear it as a hat, damn that makes hotter than a dog with 40 dicks.

by Fa Fa January 2, 2008

The Deku Dick Dog

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.

Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016