Mr doctor professor Patrick

The most intelligent being of all the universe discovered gravity and inventor of the lightbulb, mirror, and mayonnaise instrument.

“That’s mr doctor professor Patrick to you!”

by Thesauce1 August 14, 2019

Doctor Sex

A doctor that specializes in sexual operations and procedures.

Doctor sex gave me a prostate exam last night. Apparently I have colon cancer.

by Kester999 September 18, 2020

Witch Doctor

It's a drink from the Whataburger in Concord, North Carolina made from a mixture of every kind of soda they have, plus a little pickle juice & a few slices of pickle in it as well.

I'll take a chili-cheeseburger, onion rings & a Witch Doctor.

by MatildaLjungberg May 15, 2009

the doctor scholl's

Derived from a situation in which you are cock blocked by an asshole friend. While he is fucking the girl he stole from you, steal his shoes and jerk off on his insoles.

Man, that dick head cock blocked me again!
what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
I bet he's gellin now!

by MC Barlow March 17, 2008

Juris Doctor

Juris Doctor (not Juris Doctorate) is the correct term for a professional law degree.

JD is the abbreviation for Juris Doctor.

Juris Doctor is Latin for "teacher of law."

The terms Juris Doctor and Juris Doctorate are frequently and erroneously used interchangeably. Juris Doctorate is incorrect.

Joshua earned a juris doctor from the Yale Law School in 2002.

by Lisa Smartypants July 23, 2012

The Doctor

The Doctor is the last of his race, the Timelords, which was destroyed in the Time War. He was born in Gallifrey and travels through time and space in his TARDIS, which looks like a blue police box. Originally the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions in Space) was able to change its appearance to blend in to its surroundings, but that feature has been long broken, much like many of its functions.

The Doctor often travels with companions. His greatest rival is The Master. His enemies are the Daleks.

He may sound like he's from the North, but in actuality, he's an alien, and lots of planets have a North for your information.

"Who are you?"

"The Doctor."

Doctor who?"

"Just the Doctor."

by Naomi_D February 29, 2008

playing doctor

Toddlers explore their own and each others' genitals.

They call this game "playing doctor", probably since at the doctor they've had routine examinations of their private parts.

Adults use the phrase as a "cutesy" way to say "sex".

"Man you look tired!"

"Yeah Robin and I were up all night playing doctor."

by Mister Literal June 7, 2004