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ditty mao

Vietnamese for:

"Hurry up and play Russian Roulette, American filth; I've got bundles of my dirty, cheap-looking money riding on you catching a .38 this time, and if you don't I'll throw you back into your rat-infested river hold, pronto!"

...well, apparently according to the movie 'The Deer Hunter'.
Charlie: "Ditty Mao"
Chris Walken: *sobs, hesitates*
Charlie: "Ditty Mao!" *slaps*
De Niro: "oooohhhh Micky, just do it Mickeyyyy. There are 5 empty chambers!"
Charlie: "MAO!" *SLAPS*
Walken: *sobs, hesitates, CLICK!, sobs*

*etc... until escape is facilitated by the use of 3 bullets; De Niro's feigned insanity; and the cruel, badly-toothed guards' extreme stupidity. BANG BANG BANG!*
by davetwocombs January 9, 2008
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Ditty Bag

A small bag that contains various odds and ends such as a mirror, flashlight, glue, paper clips, rubber bands, twine, shoe string, bandaids, and tape. The bag is usually taken on a trip, particularly camping, where it can be used for a variety of purposes.
Joe: Oh no, the car won't start.
MacGyver: It's the ignition. I'll use the batteries from the flashlight in my Ditty Bag to start it.

Joe: Oh no, my luggage won't stay together.
MacGyver: Use one of the zip ties in my Ditty Bag to hold it together.

Joe: Oh no, I have a head ache.
MacGyver: I'll give you some of the asprin from my Ditty Bag.

Joe: Oh no, my space suit is leaking.
MacGyver: I'll plug the whole with some of the silly puddy from my Ditty Bag.
by Joe Plumb August 28, 2005
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Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.
Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.
by Jackie November 17, 2003
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largiloquent dithyramb

A song by Psychostick whose main lyrical body consists of the singer repeatedly shouting "no" to a telemarketer
Listen to the song Largiloquent Dithyramb next time you smoke pot.
by Phoebe Jane May 31, 2007
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ditty

1. a short rap or rhyme done usually freestyle and with no instruments (a cappella).

2. a song in a commercial. See jingle.
"Hit a ditty 'bout 'W' Big G."

"I can't get that new McDonald's ditty outta my head."
by BigG March 19, 2005
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Ditty Cheese

Discharge which comes from that of a ditty Or any pussy-like being. Vaginal discharge, smells like fish and other sea creatures.
Derives from the Parkin family tree. made popular by emily t. and kimberly p. Known in the town of Amesbury Massachusetts
That girl needs to close her legs, i can smell her ditty cheese.
by Emilyc March 11, 2004
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dizayah

Dizayah is the nice,sweet,kind,She will always be their for you and she will never give up on you all thought she might show off sometimes she is the friend you will always ask for
Dizayah:hey guys let's hang out
Friends: okay Dizayah sure your a nice friend
by Queen♡ June 13, 2017
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