Band Director

A god or goddess, who is worshipped by band students who love band.

Person A: hey have you seen the band director?
Person B: they're probably answering people's prayers, like the god they are.

by Shamelessimp February 3, 2021

Director Syndrome

Film directors/creators hate or not satisfied with their final products after hundreds of hours of production, while everyone else loves it. In truth, they are more sick of it than anything else.

This is also evident in other art forms.

Carry is having Director Syndrome over that painting, even though everyone loves it and the school papers call it a masterpiece.

by anrtist May 13, 2020

Supreme Director

The director of a historical museum who is unqualified for the position and favors the personality of Emperor Palpatine. Known to make empty promises while backstabbing the volunteers eventually order 66’ing them by forcing them to resign to new museums

“The Supreme Director told me I’m his best curator”-Employee

“Funny you should say that he said you are worthless” -Employee #2

“The supreme director just hogged all the credit for the work we did with the exhibits. He didn’t even help with any of it and showed up late drinking a coffee!”

by BunkyHairTIE June 2, 2023

Director’s Cut

When the driver takes a “short cut” but the route actually adds time to the ride.
Usually the driver will insist that their way is better despite having any real reasons other than “trust me bro!”

Often rejects passenger offers for gps navigation.

Sorry we’re late dear, your father had us take a little director’s cut through the backroads instead of the highway.

by Pansy Nelosi June 29, 2022

Suicide Director

A director of stories about suicide a little like Logan Paul.

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by Apesayer May 2, 2018

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

Furnancial Director

A furnancial director refers to a furry who's primary income comes from the finance industry.

“Why is Gavin from accounting wearing a fox head?”
“He's a furnancial director.”

by C L G July 4, 2021