Taco Bell Dipstick

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.

"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Gabble headed dipstick

One who is being incredibly stupid there for needing to be told so, so they don't get offended.

" That was so lame you gabble headed dipstick!"

by Nick123465 February 1, 2008

Dallas Dipstick

when someone shits then gets penetrated in the ass without wiping

guy 1: what’d u guys do last night
freak: gave her a nice Dallas Dipstick

by fentgod69 August 21, 2024

Dipsticking

Sleeping with two women in one day without washing your meat.

Damnnn Daniel, you dipsticking again. Poor girl doesn't even know

by ThrowingRopes September 11, 2018

Dipsticking

When you or someone you know, preferably a friend or a partner, fingers your ass to check if fecal matter is present.

"Hey before you pipe me, do a little dipsticking up in there to make sure the coast is clear."

by CyrusCyrus October 23, 2025

Dipstick

a moron's moron who is both stupid and foolish. A dipstick is clumsy, has a large brain which they never ever use. A dipstick can't think and won't think before they do or say anything. A dipstick is always happy doing stupid things and will often believe they are wiser than Richard Dawkins

Obama: No Donald, don't drink that bleach! ( Takes a sip and sticks UV light to his backside)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)

by Ode to words December 4, 2023

Dipstick

The word to use when you want to curse at someone, but there are too many christian authority figures around.

Shut up you dipsh- .....dipstick

by fdhgeiruhfflgjhfs November 15, 2017