Aguilera Dilemma

Based on Christina's Aguilera's song Genie in the Bottle lyric:
"My body's saying let's go. ... But my heart is saying no."

When something should begin at the very moment, but not all information is pointing to it being a good idea. It can also can mean that the information is not yet available, thus causing the hesitation.

Engineer: "Should I go ahead and proceed implementing this feature?"
Project Manager: "Not sure... I have to check with the client."
Engineer: "Ah another Aguilera Dilemma."

by djdy July 23, 2012

Dilemmatize

Extreme moral dilemma that does not have an answer.

I was dilemmatized when I found a scarecrow named Karen in my front yard with the words I love anal on her face and a fire crotch but didn't wanna take it down.

by Copaguy07 October 14, 2009

Dillamanjaro

the act of striking 15 or more people with one's penis wildly without getting caught

Dude ,George scored a Dillamanjaro in English class during third period!

I can only strive for a Dillamanjaro.

by Aaron Deniro January 23, 2011

Dilem

A Turkish princess name that is always stylish and beautiful

Dilem, how are you?

by probabilitycb April 7, 2022

Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.

Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.

by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018

Gooch's Dilemma

The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.

Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?

Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!

Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…

by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010

Huntington's Dilemma

A choice with two possible outcomes - one leading to anguish and the other leading to elation.

Charlie faced a Huntington's Dilemma as he dreaded opening the envelope containing the results of his AIDS test.

by Douglas Koempel April 15, 2019