dilang

a dirty ass nigga who sucks lots of microscopic cocks and chokes on donkey cum.

YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A DILANG

by hobosdickcheesy June 12, 2011

dilando

a mexican dildo made from half a burrito and a donkey tounge. also used as a insult

you are a freakin dilando dude

by slipknotmaggot20 March 18, 2008

Dilano Skillano

When there is a Dilan that has mastered his talents and is so skillful to be a god he will end up as a Dilano Skillano,

Dilano Skillano! What beautiful skill from him, he gets past all the defenders even better than Ronaldo and Messi!

by Xceloh April 24, 2018

Dillane

Most amazing boy you will ever meet. He can put a smile on your face with one glance. He is kind, caring, and always concerned about you. He's one of a kind. He's not like every other person these days, who just waltzes around not caring for anyone else, simply living their life just because. He lives each day to the fullest. He strives to the best he can, and the amount of love he can hold is unbelievable. He is wonderful to be around, he's always making people laugh, by the simplest of things. He makes every moment feel like a memory worth keeping. When he laughs, it makes you want to stay right where you are and share the moment with him. He is the best boyfriend a girl could ever want, romantic, sweet, caring, humorous, silly, and he when you looks into your eyes and smiles at you, you feel like if you're with him, everything will be okay. The world could be falling down around you, and when you're in his arms, you feel like there are no worries. You feel like just living in the present. He's one of those people who you NEVER want to leave. He's one of those people that you are going to hold onto forever.

Man I really regret letting Dillane leave, that was the biggest mistake I ever made.

by Its_ya_boi_ March 31, 2019

Dilaan

The kindest brightest person of all and is stronger than a lion!!!!

Dilaan helped people get up

by I'm back again October 26, 2019

Dilanius

An Idiotic Lost Person working at Siemens

"Look at Dilanius hes too stupid to write a correct sentence"

by DerZerfetzer3 August 20, 2021

dilanja

A human being, typically a male, with superhuman levels of charisma and strength, who has the capacity to lead the allied troops to victory against the nazis on one day, to saving a burning orphanage on the second, to literally sleeping with every female you have ever known in your life on the third. (That includes your mother and you know it.)

He is compassionate and caring, which plays a major role in his magnet like attraction of the opposing gender (also referred to as 'the chicks' )

To put it frankly, he's the perfect human being.
To put it in a frank but slightly hurtful (the term 'slight' has been used in a very underrated manner here), he's the son your mom wanted all along, and she's not over it either...
And yes, his shlong is long.

Dilanja? He slept with your girlfriend, your mother and your sister on the same night. And he didn't even ask them? THEY ASKED HIM? Well I don't see why your surprised. He's literally Dilanja...

by Dilanjas adorers November 27, 2021