dickmentitled

When being dickmatized caves in on itself and results in a whole new degree of jealousy, crazy, demanding, and highly entitled behavior. This, despite there being absolutely no commitment from you or benefit for you apart from a routine, possibly mediocre blowjob or fuck.

I didn't reply, so this dickmentitled bitch went and put sugar in my gas tank so I couldn't go fuck any other hoe.

by Fatkok July 28, 2023

Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016