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Tender-Dickin

guy1: so how was ya day??

guy2: o mine was ight

guy3: i hate tha world, i want 2 slit my wrist n choke on my spit..im so alone

guy1&2: son wtf is wrong wif u y u tender-dickin 4??
by WiiKKed StaR January 6, 2009
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dickin' dippers

Before receiving a blowjob you have the giver put their hair in a bun fitting for a dipping cup filled with your favorite dipping sauce. While receiving head you enjoy your favorite snack to dip with style and convenience all at your lap.
My Girlfriend graced me with dickin' dippers last night so you know I had to break out the pretzel nuggets and cheese.
by DabbinDicky April 23, 2018
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Mc and Dickin

Mc and Dickin. Similar to Netflix and chilling but...It's when you meet at McDonald's order and eat a quarter pounder. Fuck in the parking lot, cum in the wrapper, and then walk into the restaurant and return the cum soaked wrapper and say, " this isn't what I ordered!" Slam it on the counter or throw it in the manager's face (hopefully exploding) and run out of the store screaming "you just got dicked!"
What did you do this weekend?

I met this scooter and we went Mc and Dickin.

How did it go. The wrapper prematurely opened and got the old lady in line. But we went back to my place and I gave her a Denver Omelette.
by Richard Dangles January 12, 2020
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Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.
Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!
by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020
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dickin off

...similar to dickin around, but with absolutely no purpose at all.
its a snow day, so everyone is gonna be dickin off!
by littleredhen October 8, 2016
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Slum Dickin

When a wealthy independent woman engages in sexual activity with a man who is insolvent or has negative equity.
Hey girl, my kid’s with his father tonight, let’s go slum dickin.
by Dev3L0pM!nd June 24, 2021
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Slum Dickin

When a wealthy independent woman has engages in sexual activity with a man who is insolvent or has negative equity.
Hey girl, my kid’s with their father tonight, let’s go slum dickin.
by Dev3L0pM!nd June 24, 2021
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