Dickhead Tax

A term given to the act of paying to partake in activity that is (or should be) free.

(Occasionally referred to as 'Sucker Tax')

Paying to enter a battle of the bands competition when other bands have not.

"Those boys got rinsed with Dickhead Tax"

"I'll let him come to my birthday party, but first I'll rinse him with Dickhead Tax"

"You can have a go on this swing after me bro... for 50p (Dickhead Tax)"

by Asunder July 5, 2012

dickheadry

Acts of a dickhead.

Dickheadry describes the, wilful or otherwise, acts of stupidity or negligence that can be traced back to a dickhead.

Joe's lack of care factor in processing this data can only be described as an act of dickheadry.

by Professor Bunyip January 8, 2016

Dickhead yute

Abusing someone in kind of a joking way - telling the person that they are a dickhead

Look at this 'dickhead yute'.

by dickhead yute October 27, 2018

dickhead

A stupid person.

Edwin is such a dickhead.

by Anonymous April 20, 2006

dickhead

1.) any guy who insists that only he is right

2.) any guy that treats other like shit.

1.) John is such a dickhead...why can't I be right sometimes???

2.) Louis is so mean to them! what a dickhead!

by Neko August 24, 2003

dickhead

someone who cares very little about anyone but him/herself.

Russel is a dickhead because he doesn't give a shit about the victims of the cyclone in burma.

by eric the fish May 17, 2008

dickhead

A guy that seems to care about a girl but is pretending, and only to get what he wants. He only cares about himself.

"Scott is such a dickhead. Lacy thought he was a nice guy and he was for awhile, but in the end he was a total dickhead to her.
Yeah Scott went on a couple of dates with Lacy and seemed like a real nice guy, then he started ignoring her emails onlihne and not calling."

by catfreak123 December 24, 2008