The Deku Dick Dog

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.

Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

Dog Dick Cheese Breath

Someone with stank ass breath.

Kevin has dog dick cheese breath.

by flippin pham March 24, 2023

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

Suck a dog dick

A phrase used to show the most disrespect possible while suggesting the listener Get fucked, fuck off, eat a dick,

You are of the opinion that I should handle this situation differently? I have an idea, why don’t you suck a dog dick and mind your own business!

by Weird Owl July 10, 2024

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022