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Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
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Dog dick

My dad was getting something out of the cabinet and he stuck his dog dick in my face
by R Rude September 12, 2025
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Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.
My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.
by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022
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Dog dick nothing

All he does is dog dick nothing.
by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016
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Dog dick

A young man so full of hormones, horniness and desire he gets over 12 erections a day and is constantly trying to get with women. Like a male dog would chase a female dog in heat. Not to be confused with a manwhore, dog dick is more of a trait of a manwhore could have.
Z; "I think John is a manwhore he constantly just wants to have sex."
P: "He's still young and got that dog dick in him, he'll grow out of it."
by PRIVATEBERRYLEMON October 22, 2023
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Dog dick nothing

All he does is dog dick nothing.
by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016
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