Kidney Stone Software Development Process

The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.

We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.

by Spokko April 10, 2019

davey havok

The lead singer of AFI. He is vegan and straigtedge, and the only other original member, besides Adam Carson. He goes through many hair changes, but right now its kinda warped emo. He has full sleeves and straight edge hands on his arms, he has a heart on his chest and a knife on his stomach, he has two broken hearts behind each ear, and black angel wings on his back. He does not play any instrument, but sings and writes most of the lyrics for AFI. He is hexa shmexy!

Davey Havok is Jesus, is it the hair? I think its the hair, yes it the hair.

by afiaddict November 12, 2006

Davey Crockett Hat

a very hairy vaginal area,where the bush continues around the vagina onto the anus and surrounding areas,thus leaving a giant,Davey Crockett hat.
Any questions???

I bet courtney cox has a big davey crockett hat.
some German girls have very nice davey crockett hats

by seacadi67 October 2, 2009

game development

A bait teachers use to lure students in learning computer science.

Awww man, bitch said I'll be making Pacman and shiz, all she made me do was make the computer say hello world. smh. game development is a lie.

by agrammernazi July 13, 2016

Davey and Goliath

A Christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother fuckers that ever lived. Davey is a ballin' human and Goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa'. These two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. Goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa' hater to Davey. Davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his dick as a gun, as his semen is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. They both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him.....was his dick!

Davey and Goliath both smoke so much weed, when they fart, everyone gets high.

by Boats n' Hoes June 29, 2009

Bug-driven development

Development of programs by fixing bugs. If a program has a lot of bugs, the development can be "switched" to bug-driven development.

Person 1: So, which development process does your team use?
Person 2: We use bug-driven development, since our only work is fixing bugs.

by JulianH December 24, 2007

daveyon

Daveyon is known as a goal achiever and will be a great successful person in the future. He has his ways with girls with his gorgeous eyes and his style in clothing. The girl that has his him, is lucky. Sex, money, loyalty, and education is phenonmenal

Daveyon is the definition of greatness

by Timeer December 20, 2016