Least Attractive Denominator (Lad)

The least attractive denominator (lad) is a phenomenon that occurs on dating profiles, where the least attractive person pictured in each group photo is the owner of the dating profile.

Jerry: Every one of this girl’s profile pics is in a group photo, most of the girls are attractive but I can’t tell which one is her.
Chad: It’s always the least attractive denominator (lad), in this case the fat girl wearing too much eye makeup. Sorry man.

by Hankhillspropane December 25, 2019

Denon

A man who is kind, passionate and caring. He will give anything to protect and care for the ones he loves. He can be hard on the outside but once you get to know him he is the most loving person you will ever meet. Doesn’t give up easily. Always goes for what he wants. An amazing friend, lover, father and brother. Keeps his circle small and close. Is trustworthy, confident and good in bed. Can be the sweetest person you know unless you cross him.

In a world full of Jimmy’s, be a Denon.

by Mi amour December 21, 2020

Denounce

You’re Spanish and forgot how to say “sue” so you just said “denounce”

“I will denounce them”
(I will sue them, also you’re welcome for the translation)

by Kenmalolol December 27, 2020

Deno

Different word for dick

I’m trying to get my deno sucked today.

by Goofy6000 December 19, 2017

zero in the denominator

The existance of this definition falsifies it.

sin(pi/3)/0 = undefined

by Vamsi March 30, 2005

Deno

Deno is a runtime for JavaScript and TypeScript that is based on the V8 JavaScript engine and the Rust programming language. It was created by Ryan Dahl, original creator of Node.js, and is focused on productivity. It was announced by Dahl in 2018 during his talk "10 Things I Regret About Node.js".

Ever tried Deno before?

by OfficiallyDank October 22, 2020

Slowest Common Denominator

The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.

1st guy) Why is this traffic moving so slow.
2nd guy) There's a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
1st guy) He's the slowest common denominator

by escyr July 12, 2012