blackberry dementia

When you check your Blackberry constantly because you swear the "Notification" light was flashing, only to learn that it wasn't.

Jake: Damn, why are you always checking your Blackberry at work?

Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.

Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?

Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.

by Still Stan March 9, 2009

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the demented cartoon movie

a movie created by Brian Kendall to make you laugh your ass off.

Zeeky Boogy Doog!!!!

by Billy bob joe jr the second the third coming horatio esquire the fifth twice removed on my fathers side April 10, 2004

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Dementiacrat

When a Democrat is tring to become the president of the Usa , but can't remember much

John must be a Dementiacrat hes trying to become the president but fails to remember anything.

by biasedmedia666 October 28, 2020

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Selfish emotional manipulative demeaner

A person who lacks initiative and lies about emotions to twist your reality.

For example,
Jealousy= possessiveness.

Love= humiliation.

Disappointed= scapegoating unknown outsiders.

To exploit vulnerable good people while treating them unfairly and calling them bad, to guilt trip them in getting more without ever trying to make it up, voluntary or giving anything back.

How can doormats not see that he is a selfish emotional manipulative demeaner? He is not going to share his authority, money, status etc. Look how many people he exploited unfairly.

by Communi February 18, 2021

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