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Dating Common Sense Deficiency

The inability to detect a Red flag or multiple if applicable.
person 1 (the victim): Its just that her "crazy to hot scale" is really good, bro!
person 2 (a good friend): I'm pretty sure you have a form of dating common sense deficiency.
by takentacos November 16, 2019
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Cycling Deficiency

The clips from home video programmes, when people fall off their bikes
person1, ouch did you see that kid fall off his bike then?

person2, yeah he had a severe case of cycling deficiency

person1, still pretty funny tho
by punkyroo March 30, 2011
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Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus
"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."
by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022
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Physichonex Deficiency

Cause / Symptoms: The cause of this disease is the addiction to the physical touch and smell of another person, early symptoms are grave tiredness that leads mild headaches. Symptoms first appear 2 days after becoming addicted to a person. Later and the most grave symptom is insanity which will be the final symptom 8 days after the initial addiction.

Cure / Treatment: The only cure or treatment to this disease is to be held in the arms by the person who you are addicted to.
Damnit, she was so pretty I think I got addicted, I might have Physichonex Deficiency now.
by FatBoiBigDick February 20, 2023
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Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome

When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.

People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.
Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.
by GeosWorld April 23, 2023
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sex deficiency

When it’s been so long since you had sex your body is shutting down without the nutrients you need from sex
I haven’t had sex in so long I’m starting to think I have the illness sex deficiency
by Davis87 July 23, 2018
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Primitively Deficient

One who lacks the most basic and simple of intellectual concepts, ideas, skills, and/or awareness of "the world around them".

Synonymous with the frequently used idea of one who lacks 'common sense'.
I can't believe there are so many Primitively Deficient people working here.
by JennMe November 25, 2019
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