david

a penis-weener who drinks koolaid from pussies. He is a whorny baster who hits on every girl, and get none. He is a dick monster.

Shut up you damn David.
Yo david, stop hiting on my girl

by tylerdent November 16, 2011

david

ok like this kid is straight up weird , once he had a jewfro like 60 feet tall , like king kong laid his ballsack on this teenagers head and it was sooooo anoying to look at like you would follow him with scissors and once he got antiqued and he got so pissed that he punched a door , like it was a hobo you see goin through your gabage looking good underwear to shit in , and all in all hes a good guy but damn , you do NOT want piss him off like he will judge you like he was god him self , like he will call you every name in the urban dictionary , and this kid is on habbo hotel like every moment of his life revolves around that game and another thing , hes never pulled of the shit , no not one girlfriend thats on facebook and is not a bbacon bitch , hes still my bro and i get by it

that kid needs to stop being a david

by The Unknown Black Creator July 26, 2011

david

david garcia mean someone who is A Sick ass foo very chill and funny and does dumb shit often but hes chill he your daddy.

david will fuck you up

by essskeetit May 3, 2018

david

Average height, blonde hair , blue eyes. Has a scar on his lip from playing football. Still never kissed a girl.

He is such a david

by Mr. Man 01 November 30, 2017

david

A very cute boy who is sometimes very moody, and can also be called a baby.

David is such a Baby

by HAHAHAHAHA fool March 23, 2020

david

David

1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag

Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy

Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town

James: Why did you pull a David and never show up to the bar

Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David

by notmyrealname.mpeg September 4, 2014

david

a middle school band director/instructor who is very dorky and weird. everytime you show david something, he'll give a little head shake and chuckle a bit after. he is very um- talented. new students will probably have crushes on him and look at his butt.

oh my gosh! look at david!

what a david you did!

david is defined

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your favorite deg April 19, 2018