jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.

Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!

by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011

dingleberry butt snot

The warm loose and still wet poo that is still attached to the anal hairs of a mammal. Wet form of a "dry" dingleberry.

Look at your dogs bung hole, and the wet new turd that is there and you will find a dingleberry butt snot!

by jmeD November 9, 2010

dingleberry

A drip shaped piece of feces that hangs from one's rectum while shitting. Causes one to rock back and forth on the toilet trying to get it to fall.

Damn fool died hitting his head on the stall door while trying to rock a dingleberry.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

dingleberry manwich

when two men who have dingleberrys in their butt hairs push their buttcheeks together, making a dingleberry manwich

those two guys rubbed their poopy buttcheeks together,HAHA ITS A DINGLEBERRY MANWICH

by hugh jassesss August 7, 2007

dingleberry

A growth of accumulating particles in or around the anus causing "berry like" fruits to bear after prolonged growth. Usually occurs while camping for a duration of time. Similiar to a small brownish raspberry.

*often mistaken with feces, but is actually a seperate entity altogether

My fondest childhood memory was making dingleberry jelly for the parent/teacher luncheon.

by Samcorp December 28, 2005

dingleberry

A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.

Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"

by Ken Creffield February 16, 2007

Dingleberry Plow

When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack that bastard back where it came from.

Lisa had a nasty ball of shit hanging from her asshair, so I bent her over a chair and gave her the dingleberry plow. That'll teach her to be thorough.

by BGDH January 28, 2008