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ethical cannibal

one who eats human flesh with the consent of the one being eaten
@batshaped, storyboard artist for cartoon network: i cannot let anyone forget that i am an aspiring ethical cannibal. in my lifetime i WILL consensually and ethically eat human flesh
literally all of twitter: what the fuck
by maxRNG July 18, 2020
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cannibalism

A very popular sport invented in Cambodia in 1924 to solve their overpopulation problem. The European occupation helped it spread to Britain, but was soon banned in both lands due to Cambodian dictatorship and British protest (King George III was nearly eaten by the Duke of York).

It is still practiced by Cambodian tribes, and is pressured to become an Olympic sport.
My Cambodian friend, Xiao Dong, likes to play cannibalism with my family, but every time we play one of my relatives goes missing....
by Invader Zimbabwe March 11, 2011
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cannibus club

membership to purchase medicinal marijuana.
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im getin herb over at the cannibus club
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channie

Oh how i love my channie!
by xplicit-kid February 10, 2003
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Corporate Cannibal

A company that is predatory by nature. An entity who exploits the workers for large profits and cheats the consumer around every corner, all the while putting massive amounts of money into sales and marketing to create a recognizable brand.

Also a large company who obliterates smaller businesses who cannot compete with the mass marketing. Also written in a song by Grace Jones.
Walmart is notorious for putting the Mom and Pop shops out of business because they cannot compete with the high volume revenues. I would say Walmart is a Corporate cannibal, eating up smaller neighborhood businesses.
by Elizabeth Schell January 16, 2009
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Brandible the Cannible

A person who enjoys illicit acts with the corpses of their victims before eating them. This has been practiced in ancient times. In modern times only 2 cases have occured.
Brandi Taylor(brandible the cannible) goes out at night hunts down people who have rejected her and rapes their dead bodies before roasting them in a barbeque spit.
by Migan Milan Mirpatii January 7, 2010
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cock cannibal

1. One who intentionally, habitually, and enthusiastically ingests/eats human penis, either cooked or uncooked (may be wrapped in a sushi roll, tortilla, or pancake)usually fetish related, sometimes done for religious or tax purposes.

2. Dick Cheney
That cock cannibal vice president, Dick Cheney, ate my penis!
by shy jason October 16, 2005
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