shred the cello

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.

1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"

by Rincewind_SW August 21, 2005

chelloveck

Nadsat slang. A random middle-aged personage. Also veck.

"So we fillied on this writer chelloveck..."

by KHD June 7, 2003

playing the cello

A sexual position in which the girl is seated in front of the guy, with her back to him (preferably at a slightly higher height). Her legs are spread up and out to the side in a "V". With his right hand, he tickles the clit and with his left hand, he plays with the ever-important left boob (which is clearly the better of the boobs). The action thus mimmicks the way in which one would play a cello.

Stosh: I heard RyHakins was playing the cello on Catherine last week.
Zack: Really? Where'd he learn to do that?
Stosh: From Rob Becker I'd imagine.

by Tiger Baseball December 11, 2008

cello-ing

(verb) The act of playing the cello, a musical instrument with 4 strings.

Why did you call me when I was cello-ing?

by asdfkjh June 19, 2010

cello player

A person who plays cello. They are usually really sweet and great friends!

My best friend is a cello player, she is really fun to hang out with!

by 123abc456blahblahblah July 13, 2014

Cullowhee Back Stabber

When a fraternity member ejaculates on the back of a sorority member. Only when he finds her to be passed out after a party.

1. (Male) Dude, that bitch was so drunk last night she passed out before we could fuck. I had to give her a Cullowhee Back Stabber.

2. (Female) I got so hella wasted last night, I woke up with a Cullowhee Back Stabber.

by WCUD-Nasty April 17, 2009

Cullowhee

Beautiful place in the Western North Carolina Mountains where over 15,000 people live (college students not included-there are 9,000 of them and they wouldn't account for all the growth the area had between 2000 and 2010) and it is home to Western Carolina University.

Unfortunately, there is little else here, except a strange K-8 School, recreation park, fire department, post office, decrepit downtown area next to the river, and a couple of Gas Stations, only two of them, however, are open, and the Huddle House inside the building of the one directly in Cullowhee is rarely open for some reason.

It isn't all bad, though. There are plans to revitalize Downtown Cullowhee and make it worthy of the town. I don't like everything about Cullowhee, but since I live here I have come to love it. The town has a very multicultural background, as people come from all over the world to Western Carolina University to teach. There are also wonderful, beautiful mountains around the Cullowhee area. To top it off, a River runs through it, along with a bunch of beautiful creeks. Cullowhee is a beautiful place that can be only appreciated by those who appreciate it's natural beauty. There is also Judaculla Rock, which by-the-way, makes this place awesome, because it is such a weird rock with strange carvings all over it.

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by Dark Wolf 136 June 15, 2012