cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

Cuffing

Asking a girl to be yours.

I'm definitely cuffing this girl this summer

by setth May 15, 2018

cuff you

to enter into a romantic relationship with you

lemmi cuff you bruh;)

by glisteningsaliva July 5, 2019

cheffing

Logic. An urban synonym for shank, used to make a funnier term of how you stabbed or "cheffed" the person.

John: "Yo MJ, remember when we were cheffing up that nigga in Metropolis?"
Magic Johnson: "We cooked him bruh, it was funny. "

by Raymond X July 2, 2017

Curff

A bucktee who been getting merked since he was born. Usually said to minorities and niggers on the street. Means that they are a poopnose, poop noodle, nigga. And that they nigga pooped they’re way through life.

Me: Bruh that kid is curffed.
Dad: Ikr man has no friends
Me: smh my head is shaking my head off

Dad: oof

by Ser poohole July 10, 2019

Chinese Penis Cuffs

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.

"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"

by TBONENYC March 25, 2010

ceffy

The shipping of James Cook and Elizabeth Stonem on the british television series Skins.

"Last week's episode of Skins converted me from a Freffy shipper to a ceffy shipper!"

"Oh my god, I know. Ceffy own Freffy!"

by whatthefrack September 5, 2009