crutch champ

Any character or champions ( league of legends ) that is obviously overpowered and or/unbalanced beeing way too easy to use and beeing very strong at the same time to the point that a bad player might even look good.

Wow...she just R and im dead...gotta like the crutch champ
Im using this one cause i cant win without it..its my crutch champ

by lipside September 1, 2017

Rusty Crutch

Some one who cant wipe the blood stains of their genitals.

I wanted to eat the female ginger ninja out, but i was unsure if it was pubic hair or her rusty crutch.

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

Dry as a nuns crutch

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

jesus christ on a crutch

meaning "ohh shit" or fuckk!!

"jesus christ on a crutch that hurtt!"
or
"JESUS CHRiST ON A CRUTCH that was rude!!like what the ef

by Elle and Cody! September 8, 2007

Human crutches

Urban dictionary. Human crutches: When your too fucked to walk on your own and need help. Each arm is used on a friend or person for stability purposes.

Leaving the party drunk , he used the two sisters as human crutches.

by RomaSylva86 January 25, 2015

Jesus Christ on a crutch!

Simply means, "O fuck!" or, "O shit!".

Jesus Christ on a crutch! you shouldn't have done that.

by Telephony2 June 29, 2023

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007