"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
by Starqueesha December 11, 2007
Get the betty crocker fuck muscle mug.the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls
dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy
ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
tim: yeah it was messy
ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
by gc2008 March 20, 2008
Get the crockford mug.More politely known as "a pile of poo", the term "a crock of shit" derives from an ancient Roman custom that coincidentally took place in Roman times. It referred literally to a pot into which people would excrete if they were particularly bored by whichever freelance philosoper happened to be talking rubbish at the time. The Roman empire employed crock-monitors who were each assigned to a philosopher, and it was their job to monitor the pot (or crock). Should the crock become full, it would be presented to the philospher, who was obliged, by law, to announce that it bore a remarkable resembence to himself, thus proclaiming he was full of crap and was, in fact, talking a crock of shit.
by Nigel Hill September 26, 2005
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by notlef September 14, 2010
Get the Dirty Crock Pot mug.The type of teacher who suspects you of having fairies, goes around yelling FAIRY GOD PARENTS! while switching and bending into weird forms.
Also known of hunting down a scrawny little kid in a pink hat, with weird, evil devices.
Also known of hunting down a scrawny little kid in a pink hat, with weird, evil devices.
by Cosmonopoly May 14, 2018
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Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.
by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016
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