dirty crouton

A dirty crouton is a person liked by very few, and the person who probably made out with your ex and has fucked a vegetable once or twice.

Oh god that dirty crouton who made out with a guava almost touched me

by Notadirtycrouton123 August 13, 2016

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.

Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!

by MTF February 15, 2009

Love croutons

Ass crumbs from not wiping properly.

Man my baby was tossing my salad and eating the hell out of my love croutons.

by A. Carrington October 13, 2018

burnt crouton

A really black person

Wow, that man is really a burnt crouton.

by Wrongful September 20, 2017

Crusty Crouton

When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.

Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.

Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?

Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.

by beedo202 December 20, 2010

dick crouton

the best rs player ever
#gg faggots

Dick Crouton is the best ever.

by not dickcrouton October 24, 2013