Crimson Meat

A person with a abnormally large head.

Person 1: Look at the guy with that Crimson Meat.
Person 2: I know I can feel the gravitational pull from here.

by dickwodicus December 28, 2011

Crimson Caravan

To run a train on a female while she is on her period.

I heard they rode the Crimson Caravan with that girl from the bar

by ShallowShark June 10, 2013

Criss Angel Crap

When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.

I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!

by ezra__factory May 4, 2015

Crimson Chin

A very difficult maneuver requiring the participant to go through the motions of eating a girl out but with your chin. This term is most commonly referred to as chinning or chin. The crimson chin is when one chins a girl who is on her period causing the blood to be stained on the chin, leaving a crimson hue on the chin, dubbing the crimson chin.

Yo dude you can still see my crimson chin from last night

by IDrinkPiss April 12, 2019

The Crisco Glove

The generous slathering and layering of Crisco shortening from the fingers to the elbow for engaging in a deep penetrating fisting session with a very lucky partner.

I want to be fisted right now. No worries I got a 3 pound tub of Crisco in my car. Hole up for me and I’ll get the Crisco glove on.

Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Chloe Crissey

An original babe who works out non stop, is loyal to her friends and family. Is fun loving, has the greatest haircut. Men and women fall in love with a Chloe crissey at the drop of a heartbeat. She is secure and a classy yet hobo hippy chick. Ambition is contagious. She is amazing all around. She is a badass bitch that has your side ride or die kind of chick.

I met the hottest Chloe crissey last night at the gym, I had to walk two hours just to get a chance to talk to her when her headphones battery died “

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019

Darren Criss'd

When you believed an actor was gay because of the characters they play/played, but they are, in fact, straight

Natasha Lyonne is straight? Oh god, I've been Darren Criss'd

by fish6969 September 10, 2020