criminal time

to be in haste -- as in a street criminal who must do things quickly to avoid getting busted

further usage:
to be in haste when the situation is under high tension
and to be relaxed when there is no forseeable threat

we run on criminal time (we know how to kick it)

by b-razzle-dazzle December 25, 2005

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criminally insane

A mental defect or disease that makes it impossible for a person to understand the wrongfulness of his acts or, even if he understands them, to ditinguish right from wrong.

If anyone is charge with a crime and is found to be criminally insane they cannot be convicted of the crime.

The character Jack Torrance from the Shining was criminally insane.

by Penny Acton September 13, 2006

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Smooth Criminal

Moonwalking after you commit your felony.

Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.

by Pseudoman(likesodomy) December 3, 2011

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Smooth Criminal

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.

Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy

by haggybiatch October 9, 2016

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Woke Criminal

A war criminal that doesn't discriminate based on race, gender or religion

"Did you hear they just appointed the first transgender latino CIA director and that the US Army is painiting its new stealth bomber with the LGBTQ+ flag?"

"They're such a bunch of woke criminals"

by K3lgar April 18, 2021

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