Crapicles

Pieces of dried feces that make a ring around the anal.

"Wash it out as well or else you will have crapicles as a result of your laziness."

by bina and aisha May 24, 2005

crap in a box

sucks ass, the worst thing theat could possibly happen(no words to describe it except for crap in a box).

we were playing a freindly game of dodgeball when a asshole threw a ball at my face and at the same time a four year old innocent little girl sledgehammered me in the balls and i said "crap in a box"

by Josh ross Miller Shuagy Jmill$ May 5, 2008

Crainer

Crainer is mostly known for playing minecraft whit Ssundee. He is, when i'm typing this has 2.1 milion subscribers. His fans are called called "Crazy Family" . He does some vlogs from time to time doing somthing. He lives in Denmark. His previus name was Crainer Commentaries.

Hey guys crainer here!

HELLO MY CRAZY FAMILY!

HELLO EVERYONE And Welcome back to some more ......

by RealSans58 January 25, 2017

Crapinion

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it

God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010

crap-in-a-can

1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.

Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.

1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."

by Laetitia Lomsky April 24, 2003

crapifications

(n.) when the ramifications of a certain decision will yield disastrous results of epic proportions.

I don't think you understand the crapifications if you press that button!

by Dick Eader December 5, 2006

capinese

When you “cap” about stuff aka lie

bruh you’re really speaking Capinese

by TahHoneyBadger December 26, 2019