crackhouse

any place which smells like it has been deficated and/or urinated on by multiple people, typically overwhelming

guy1: hey dude, want to go to New York?

guy2: naw dude, that place smells like a crackhouse

by tryingtofloat November 14, 2011

painting the crackhouse

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.

Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.

by 3e_fro April 17, 2005

crackstituents

People who smoke crack with their favourite politician.

Mayor Ford smoked crack with his crackstituents.

by Crackstituent1 November 5, 2013

Cockshot

A "cockshot" occurs in a shooter video game when you - either inadvertently or on purpose - shoot another player or NPC in the groin. It's customary to yell, "cockshot!" really loud every now and then when you pull this off. Particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.

You're in a FPS game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his dick. That's a cockshot.

by TwistedMotherFucker December 18, 2010

crackshack

A cool place to hang out with people like heleen with a one, and susan and silver and the gang. They also experiment with life on mars.

Did you hear what happened at the crackshack today? Jardeath came out of the closet. LIFE ON MARS LOL THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN

by CrackshackRULES January 29, 2009

Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

by Juice9610 January 15, 2010

crackaholic

a person using crack cocaine and alcohol simultainiously and all the time.

"Whitney Houston is a crackaholic"

by Tony GMC July 25, 2007