COTTAGER

A player for Fulham Football Club. Named after the stadium in which they play, Craven Cottage. In turn called Craven Cottage becuase there is a cottage in the corner used as offices and dressing rooms. Nothing to do with the activities in the public toilets in Bishops Park

This is a must win game for the cottagers if they are to stave off relegation.

by WaterBoy June 19, 2006

cottage

A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'

"We're going to our camp this weekend?"

"What!?! You own an entire camp?"

::explains::

"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

cottage cheese booty

A booty with dents

Oh man, her booty looks nasty , she has a cottage cheese booty.

by WhoKee November 12, 2013

cottageing

Hanging around public toilets and spying over men's penises for sexual gratification.

Tony was arrested last monday for cottageing

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

Cottager

A person involved in cottaging

A male who engages in the act of homosexual relations in a public place with passerbys and sometimes a complete stranger. Often a public toilet or simular places

Jeff is a first time cottager and wants to one day suck of a complete stranger in a public toilet

by Ólafur Pétur Ágútsson September 13, 2005

Chicken Cottage

A fast food franchise which to the uninitiated would be considered a rip off of KFC but those two who have sampled its chicken know that it is more than that. The flagship store in the heart of London's gangland (Tooting) has been privy to a wide number of crimes including murder and chicken molestation to name but a few. 5 Star items include the steak burger which will shake the very bones out of your body and the BBQ wings.

Alvyn: i just won the lottery and i'm going to spend it all on the awesome chicken found in...Chicken Cottage!

by Nostromo13 December 30, 2008

cottage doubles

When a girl has her period AND a yeast infection.

"Last night I ate four different cottage doubles. Dude it was tasty!"

by hc2995 April 11, 2009