corner disease

Corner disease is a disease where you Ejaculate before touching it. It’s a very rare disease. Only 1 in a million have it. The first person to be diagnosed with corner disease was karrar angelov.

Hi karrar what are you doing?

Karrar: I’m having a corner disease attack.

by tedz123 August 17, 2020

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Cummy corner

When you ejaculate on the corner of an unused bed in a hotel room so the cleaning lady doesn't change the sheets and the next patron gets a crusty surprise!

"How was your stay?"

"Good! I gave that bed a cummy corner for the next guy to enjoy!!"

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by Drdog August 17, 2016

corner sun

That quarter-sun that you used to draw in the corner of pictures when you were a little kid.

Bob was feeling lazy in art class, so he drew a corner sun.

by rutzy September 6, 2009

Creep Corner

A term used to describe a section of a bar, most likely in a poorly lit corner, in which creepy-looking men tend to congregate and stare at the female patrons, usually while holding a cheap, domestic beer in their hands.

"Did you see all of those guys in the corner? They were staring at me all night long."

"I know. That bar is notorious for having a Creep Corner."

by Tampa Lawyer February 3, 2009

Cooneral

A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.

Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021

voodoo corner

The section of an Asian restaurant that has head-on fish, baby whole squid, and chicken feet etc.

Because of it unusual fare, it is too out there for typical American restaurant-goers.

Hopper: Is it a Japanese place with sushi?

Ralph: Nah it's Chinese, and its cheap and pretty damn good. ...But there is one section I wont eat in.

Its the voodoo corner... Chickenfeet is fucking voodoo man

by ScaldedDog August 25, 2009