cornball

adj. Of a cheesy, corny, and otherwise over-the-top feelgood nature.

Virtually any inspirational quote that makes you shudder.

From the third Kerry and Bush debate:
In the Oval Office there's a painting by a friend of Laura and mine named -- by Tom Lea.  It's a West Texas painting, a painting of a mountain scene.  And he said this about it -- he said," Sarah and I live on the east side of the mountain.  It's the sunrise side, not the sunset side.  It's the side to see the day that is coming, not to see the day that is gone."  I love the optimism in that painting because that's how I feel about America.
-G. W. Bush

"The patriotic music in political ads is so cornball."

by Erin Dann October 17, 2004

Cornish Minute

A measurement of time applicable in Cornwall and Devon. A Cornish Minute is equivalent to an English hour.

Cornish Person: I'll be there in a minute
English Person: See you in an hour because I know that's a Cornish Minute

by Sammy Valentine July 11, 2010

cornidor

A corridor between two corn fields.

In July in Indiana, you can drive through the country roads and when the fields on both sides have corn then you are driving through a cornidor.

by MJohnsonD July 15, 2018

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the upcumming 69th president of the slave union. he will bring back slavery and own 420 slaves. he is Juan dale dingle's cousin

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and juan dale dingle's cousin

by SpooderMan_69420 May 16, 2022

cornbread

Yellow bread made from cornmeal ubiquitous in Southern cuisine; it is slightly sweet, and usually served with butter.

Cornbread is delicious.

This restaurant is famous for its brisket sandwiches served on jalapeño cornbread.

by -__________- March 5, 2008

cornbread

A girl with an extremely large ass, this refers to the fact that she must "eat her cornbread" in order to obtain such a fine ass.

Guys talking to each other: "Dude my neighbor is hot huh?"
Girl turns around and reveals her behind
Guys look at each other, "COOOORRNBREEADD!!"
"Oh ya man, cornbread for sure."

by Cornbread Miller2 December 21, 2008

cornistry

when people hang out in a corn field and feel the corn while masterbating
.

the boy went to pick corn for his grandfather and ended up doing cornistry.

by Paige nd mel October 12, 2005