boner constrictor

a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.

Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.

by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 18, 2007

Statutory construction

The process by which you testify and build your truth self evident. Be careful because the court of public opinion is always open and everything you say can and will be used against you.

I was only trying to build an honest statement and convicted myself of building statutory construction without a building permit. Only lies are allowed without a building permit. The cost of the permit is everything you have.

by Spiritual-Master December 20, 2021

Constructs

A New York City term for the 6 inch Timberland brand boots (preferably wheat color).

"Yo son dem constructs is odee fire, deadass."

"Good looks fam."

by King Listo December 6, 2017

Constructophobia

the fear of gm_construct in garry's mod

#######: I will have constructophobia from this

by pilinium March 30, 2021

bowel constrictor

an agent of constipation or stress.

ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.

by mariana's trench February 20, 2014

construction compound

Some wack shit that is imaginary and non-existent.

Yo that shit is such a construction compound.

by anonymous November 20, 2019

Lawyer Construction

Loud thumping noise emanating from the corner office. Sounds like real construction, but is actually just the company lawyer banging around stacks of paper on his desk.

Employee 1: "Damn that's loud. Are they hanging drywall in there today? "

Employee 2: "No it's just Mr. Cochran doing some lawyer construction."

by SeaFlyer January 3, 2013