cone

Take a sports field cone, turn it upside down and attach a 25mm tap fitting to the bottom. Your standard sports field cone can take about five standard cans of beer, which can then be skulled at the speed of gravity.

Tasker, would you rather have one cone or three rum shots?
Fuck the rum shots, the only thing I'd rather have than a cone is a blow job.
Five can cone?
Yeah bro, hook me up.

by james laurence February 03, 2009

Coneing

The sexual act, in which the male scoops ice cream onto and around his penis, and proceeds to smear chocolate sauce on the females vagina. Then, after having sex, the female sucks the male off, creating, the coneing effect!

Whats the best way to have sex?
Man, you gotta waffle bowl her!
Nah, coneing's so much better!

by Bizzcrew November 04, 2009

Coning

The art of put your fingers in a cone shape position and interserting them into a girls vagina. Similar to fisting, but more delicate, and in a cone shape.

Josh explained how he was coning a girl until he was wrist deep in her fluids.

by Marteeny June 14, 2007

cone

To receive a blow job; to have your dong licked and sucked like an ice cream cone

"She might be a butterface but dayum she gives fucking insane cone!"

by KingCone January 17, 2009

Cone

A derogatory term for a soccer player who is so poor that they might as well be standing still.

Old Fart: "Dude, I played some pick-up soccer today at the park."

Old Fart's friend: "How'd it go?"

Old Fart: "It was awful. I was a total cone."

by Big Daddy Mel April 29, 2010

In the Cone

In the cone is a state of mind similar to being in the zone. However, the subject is only preforming at a high level of skill due to some sort of manipulation of the rules or dishonest behavior resulting in an unfair advantage.

Person#1: Wow look at John McCain answer those questions at the Saddleback Civil Forum on August 16th 2008.
Person#2: Yeah he is so on top of these responses; he's hitting them out of the park.
Person #3: John McCain is In the Cone!

by fungi81 August 19, 2008

Coning

Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.

Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.

by theCTrain July 07, 2011