Democratic Republic of the Congo

When a person writes Democratic Republic is the Congo it means they want to fuck you

Friend 1: Democratic Republic of the Congo
Friend 2: You gay bro?

by _whiteboyal_ June 14, 2019

[Congo Sea Bradler]

a highly endangered badger-like mammal with brown fur that can doggy-paddle and eats only celery

You are as cute as a Congo Sea Bradler!

by Bernhard February 2, 2008

Congress Park (Congo)

Chill spot to hangout and best ledges to skate in Saratoga Springs, NY. Definitely the #1 spot to fuck around with tourists and crash a wedding bc mfs be having those shits there every damn weekend. Also houses an UNGODLY amount of ducks holy shit.

Yo wanna skate Congress Park (Congo)?

by _._._:) June 11, 2022

Congo Wrist Watch

Wrapping the shaft of one's penis over one's wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. The goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schlong.

Hey, do you know what time it is? Sure let me just take a look at my congo wrist watch.

by T Biz Rockahara August 5, 2011

Democratic Republic of the Congo

When a person writes Democratic Republic is the Congo it means they want to fuck you

Friend1: Democratic Republic of the Congo
Friend 2: You gay bro?

by _whiteboyal_ June 14, 2019

The Deep Dish Congo Mambo

A writhing mass of old people preforming an orgy in a dark, swampy room while drenched in corn syrup. Additionally, the jingle that corresponds to the Little Ceasars television advertisement featuring a mariachi band plays on a loop. The combination of disorientation, dementia, and asphyxiation results in many deaths among the participants.

" Bite-bite, sip-sip: do the deep dish congo mambo!"

by Colesabitch May 20, 2014

The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo"

Smoking the Cum Pipe, while being anally raped in the ass.

When Collin is back in Depew, he and his Uncles do the Congo.

by Collin March 28, 2003