jail house confetti

A slang term for semen.

I gave my woman some Jail house confetti the other night.

by kiwigum2 June 20, 2007

coochie confetti

The bits of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes, usually due to cheap toilet paper.

"when I went for a dive in the bushes, I choked on some coochie confetti!"

by fukifino April 12, 2009

sky confetti

Sky confetti is a winter-positive word for "snow". It is meant to remind you that snow is delightful and, like confetti, should signal the start of some sort of party or festivity. Waaaahoooo!!!

Scene 1:
Girl 1: "Holy shit! We're supposed to get 10-25cm of sky confetti today!"
Girl 2: "Let's go make snowpeople and snowanimals!"
Girl 1: "Huzzah! Let's go do that, friend!"

~~~~~

Scene 2:
Non-binary human 1: "I've been waiting for the sky confetti to start falling since the end of September! I can't believe it's finally here!"
Non-binary human 2: "Let's go celebrate!! Let's build a snowfort!!!"
Non-binary animal 1: "Moooooooooo!!!!"

by ricercar December 10, 2017

Alabama confetti parade

The act of 4-6 brothers getting in a line and taking turns cumming on their sisters face.

"She just had an Alabama confetti parade with her family."

by Your neighborhood next door July 26, 2019

Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.

Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.

by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015

Raiders Fan Confetti

Batteries thrown by Raiders fans at the opposing teams fans.

Chiefs Fan 1 “Hey dude I just got hit in the head with a 9 volt battery,”
Chiefs fan 2 “I know man that Raiders fan confetti fucking hurts,”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Kentucky Confetti Blaster

when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.

Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!

by Kenny's krazy Kentucky Krates June 2, 2011