individual friends of a couple are conditional friends of each other because after the breakup they have to be only friends with their original friend
by inskisspiss June 6, 2018
Get the conditional friendmug. When you have a crush on someone but there is one or more reasons why you can't date them, don't think it is worth trying to date them or not worth trying to get them to like you back. Usually occurs when you like someone you can't have.
In which case, most people would say, "I would like him/her if _____."
In which case, most people would say, "I would like him/her if _____."
Jon: "So you hooking up with anyone?"
James: "Well, Emily is hot and I would hook up with her if she didn't have a boyfriend already."
Jon: "Sounds like you have a conditional crush."
James: "Well, Emily is hot and I would hook up with her if she didn't have a boyfriend already."
Jon: "Sounds like you have a conditional crush."
by GreekFreak757 February 27, 2011
Get the conditional crushmug. despite having a new girlfriend/boyfriend, sex with the ex is so good it must continue. Also known as Grandfathered in.
Guy 1: I cant go man I was up all night making sweet sweet love to Lisa.
Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?
Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!
Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?
Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!
by ChiBlonde November 10, 2012
Get the preexisting conditionmug. Freedom with conditions, such as getting a vaccine/shot to receive freedom isn't true freedom, as true freedom is without conditions. They wouldn't be offering people free beer or incentives to get vaccines if it was, it's just another way to try and buy the masses into doing what they want them to do, like a herd.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
Get the Conditional freedommug. A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.
In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.
Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.
After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.
You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.
After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.
You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 7, 2021
Get the Classical Conditioningmug. In the 1% motorcycle club world, air conditioning means to riddle a house with bullets, as a sign of disrespect and and open declaration of war.
” We’re gonna have to air condition their clubhouse, if they step out one more time. That’s the truth brother.”
by PhilthyUprDarby January 18, 2018
Get the Air Conditionmug. he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut
The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg
Toes the Condition
but touched his third nut
The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg
Toes the Condition
by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022
Get the Toes the conditionmug.