Belgian Commuter Train

A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).

Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!

by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 16, 2022

Commutative wealth

1)To have so much wealth that nothing is out of reach. You can earn money simply through interest alone. Whether you work or not your wealth will grow unhindered.

2) endless money

example: Bob is a trillionaire he has commutative wealth, his interest alone is making him billions a year.

by Deuswrath March 29, 2022

Commuter Vehicle

An automobile not up to most people's quality standards. Usually covered in rust.

Hey Kev, nice commuter vehicle!

by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020

Reverse Commute

The act of making a bowel movement directly after a hot shower.

Thanks to the tacos, I had no choice but to perform and emergency reverse commute

by anonymous March 1, 2025

Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Commuter Cooter

Some suburban stay at home wife pussy

Just moved to the suburbs, so I can get that commuter cooter after her husband leaves

by Beansupreme420 February 24, 2024