Commercial-Burner

An alternative show you flip to while the first show is on commercial break. The "Last", "Return" or "Back" buttons on the remote are often used to flick between the Commercial Burner and the original show with ease

I was watching 24 when a commercial came on... so i used The Simpsons as a commercial-burner

by ChriscoDaViz August 20, 2007

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Commercial Caller

One who will call or return a call during the commercial break of a TV show or program that they are currently watching and or following.

C: um.. hello.. what are you doing?? you seem distracted..
E: oh.. nothing..but let me call u back in a few.. Bone's on now.. TTYL..
C: *irritated* YOU COMMERCIAL CALLER!! UGH!

by Car Sun- August 4, 2009

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commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009

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Commercial

A 30-second waste of time, money, and technology that is specifically designed to annoy television or Youtube viewers with their stupidity and piss-poor sense of humor.

Without commercials, people's lives would be much more pleasant.

by RedDragon85 September 29, 2011

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Commercialist

The actor that is paid in a commercial is a commercialist

The commercialist for Nike wears their brand all the time.

by Ace Jedynak December 27, 2020

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Sprite Commercialed

Getting rejected by the front of the rim while trying to dunk a basketball. Refers to the "Grant Hill drinks Sprite" Sprite commercial from the late 90s.

Did you see LeBron miss that dunk? He got Sprite Commercialed!

by B E August 14, 2010

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