When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.
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Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".
I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.
by bjb5879 April 25, 2011
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