combustion

When something goes off with a bang or an event was heavy

Yo, dat dance was combustion

by guardian October 24, 2003

penal combustion

The undelightful mishap which happens during creamation where your Penicular organ combusts, or explodifies.

I was about to have the greatest sex, until i had a penal combustion

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

Combustulator

weapon of mass destruction

My dick is a Combustulator

by Master Wu Wu April 14, 2010

Combusting Fantard

A retarded fan of the crappy website Combusting Herpes, but to a more extreme length, in which they try to convince people who hate the site to spend more than 5 seconds on it and claim that the site is funny and provides social commentary followed by calling that person out on their supposed stupidity even though they are the ones making complete assess out of themselves.

They often claim that the person they're insulting is butthurt when they're actually more butthurt then the person they are insulting.

Sometimes they are similar to Twitards in the way that they act.

"Combusting Herpes is teh shit."
"No it isn't."
"Waaaaaaaa, Nathan doesn't like Combusting Herpes! Waaaaaaa!"
"Yeeesh - what a Combusting Fantard."

by MM132 January 6, 2013

spontaneous combustion

Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.

Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

spontanious combustion

My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:

a random and sudden outburst of laughter

Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.

This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.

by G's Spot December 28, 2005

complusterfuck

A complete cluster fuck

Trumps handling of covid-19 is a complusterfuck.

by LinguisticJuno August 11, 2020