Clamboozled

A state of mind reached when a woman uses her lady bits to lure you into a confused, easily manipulated state, in which you will agree to anything she demands.

Friend: "Damn, bro. I can't believe you married that crazy bitch. "

Me: "I got clamboozled".

by Kraftman42 June 10, 2024

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Columbo Dimension

Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.

This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.

Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).

M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*

J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!

by Yung Doink February 15, 2024

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Columbo-ing

The act of going down a brush covered incline at a rapid pace at the edge of losing control but staying upright.

From Columbo episode S2E1 “The Greenhouse Jungle”

We got down to the river using the steep slope by Columbo-ing our way down.

by JoeyJoJoJunior Shabadoo March 1, 2026

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