The drummer in British Garage-Rock band, The Horrors. He also happens to be very beautiful.
Wow! There's Coffin Joe, from The Horrors!
by Rexyy September 22, 2008
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an old person, probably about to die very soon...
"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"
by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003
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An Australian or New Zealand meat pie, which is a baked pastry casing filled with meat and topped with a puff pastry lid. The meat contained within is alleged to be beef mince, beef chunks or chicken, but often rumoured to be mystery meat and quite likely to be the cuts of cow/chicken that you wouldn't feed your pets.
I'm really hungry, I think I'll have a rat coffin with some dead horse
by Captain Roundhead March 22, 2018
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A ritual where your teachers take your phone, put it in a coffin, put roller skates on on it and kick it down the stairs into a pentagram. They then start chanting words spoken in the unknown language of rehcaet which happens to be english spoken backwards which may explain why rehcaet is teacher backwards. If the sacrifice (the phone) is accepted demons will rise and burn the phone exploding the batteries.
Or maybe the person just sucks at spelling and it auto corrects to coffinskate
Man I hate it when teachers coffin skate your phone.
by Dank Twickshlotter December 13, 2016
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The death of the rapper, Benzino! Eminem fucking spit bar-after-bar right at his throat, each diss more savage than the last! The line where Benzino just died instantly was:

Slap my mom! Slap the fuck out of her
She can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck out of ya
'Cause you're broke as fuck, you suck, you're a fuckin' joke
If you was really sellin' coke, well, then what the fuck
You stop for, dummy? If you slew some crack
You'd make a lot more money than you do from rap

It was too much for Benzino to handle! RIP Benzino!
by I'm Obsessed With Your Mother February 13, 2020
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Coffin Dodgers were an American heavy rock band from New Jersey. They played together from 1999 to 2006. During that time they released 3 CD's, one 7" record, and a rare 5 song cassette. They were usually associated with stoner rock or punk rock.
Coffin Dodgers were one of South Jerseys first stoner rock bands.
by Tallcan Records April 15, 2009
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A coffin ment for little kids who no ones likes, fuck ups that no one like, or stupid fucks who die by commiting suicide or die by some dumbfuck way.
Dad: Bitch make me a sandwich!
Son: Fuck you dad, suck my balls!
Dad: thats it you little spear chucker, your goin into the kiddie coffin!
Son: NO daddy no!!!!
by No gay in HOMO April 7, 2008
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