Cobrachiosaurus tank

(n.) A mythical creature with the head of a cobra, the neck and tail of a brachiosaurus, and the body of a modern tank. One of the few species to actually have a catch phrase: "Amaze your friends. Devour your enemies. Then devour your friends." Also, the only creature known to have evolutionarily developed a complex ballistics system as a means of predatory attack.

My pet cobrachiosaurus tank destroyed my old high school in a matter of 3 minutes. It was AWESOME.

Tank, tank, here comes the cobrachiosaurus tank!

by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009

Cobber

Australian colloquialism meaning "mate" or "friend", but not necessarily in the literal term. Can be used to address a stranger in leiu of "Hey, you there!" or "Hey, kid!" in a more friendly manner. As the word's been used since the earliest Colonial settlements of Australia, many Aussies mistakenly believe the word is archaic and no-longer used. In actuality, it's simply slightly less understood then more generic forms of greeting (such as "mate").

"G'day, cobber."
"G'day, mate. How're ye doin'?"
"Aw, been flat out like a lizard drinkin'. Hear the Sydney Swans hammered Collingwood on Saturday?"
"Ripper."

by Alhadis March 29, 2005

cabernet sauvignon

a red grape primarily used to produce the wine of the same name- typically full bodied wines with a lasting finish.

roommate 1: omgah did someone bleed all over the sink?
roommate 2: no, i chundered two bottles of cab...
cabernet sauvignon

by whatamisupposedtodowithoutmycellphone October 18, 2007

Dutch Cobra

1. The uncircumcised penis of a European man. 2. An uncircumcised Euro-trash, as mentioned in the horror novel: The Gospel of Bucky Dennis.

1. Look at the cock-hood on that Dutch Cobra.
2. Bet that Dutch Cobra's a smegma factory.

by Jerry Seaver August 20, 2010

Cobe

A big man who is handsome, attractive, and has a large penis.

man : Did you see cobe getting those girls?

man 2 :Yeah, i am so jealous.

by lethargic howard May 26, 2010

Eco Cobra

Eco cobra is an old Counter-Strike 1.6 term for players who get lots of kills when the other team is having an eco round.

Lol, that kid is such an eco cobra

by NAiight September 27, 2009

King Cobra

A fine malt liquor to share among friend to enhance life's special moments. A subtle blend of hobo pee and repressed memory, never pair with raisin balls. Or your dad's balls. No balls.

Beth and Nicole drank their King Cobra, knowing that at that moment, the pinnacle of their whole life had been reached, and there was no greater joy than this bum swill and good friends.

by BethArgy July 18, 2015