Person 1: Hey where's my weed at?
Person 2: Damn chill. You're such a cookhead, I'll get it soon.
Person 1: I'm not a cookhead!!!!!
Adult: Team Cookheads and Team MuffinCakes should get together!!!
Person 2: Aw shit, WE GOT DA MUNCHIEEES
Person 2: Damn chill. You're such a cookhead, I'll get it soon.
Person 1: I'm not a cookhead!!!!!
Adult: Team Cookheads and Team MuffinCakes should get together!!!
Person 2: Aw shit, WE GOT DA MUNCHIEEES
by zf304 December 20, 2010
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A crackhead is the lowest form of a drug user. They abuse the drug crack cocaine. They are often liars, traitors, and thiefs.
Crackheads are often paranoid and fidgety.
Crackheads can be anyone, any race, any gender.
Crackheads will sell everything and anything to fuel their addiction.
Crackheads cannot be trusted. If you ever find yourself to a person who is a known crackhead, try to get away as fast as possible, otherwise you may lose valauble jewerly, wallet, etc.
Unless you don't mind having any of your prized possessions disappear, it is not wise to let a crackhead into your home. Never leave a crackhead unnattended to, or you will find things mysteriously go missing.
It is important to never let a crackhead get to you, don't ever let them get under your skin. You are the stronger person in the situation, unless you too are a crackhead.
Crackheads are pathetic.
Crackheads are often paranoid and fidgety.
Crackheads can be anyone, any race, any gender.
Crackheads will sell everything and anything to fuel their addiction.
Crackheads cannot be trusted. If you ever find yourself to a person who is a known crackhead, try to get away as fast as possible, otherwise you may lose valauble jewerly, wallet, etc.
Unless you don't mind having any of your prized possessions disappear, it is not wise to let a crackhead into your home. Never leave a crackhead unnattended to, or you will find things mysteriously go missing.
It is important to never let a crackhead get to you, don't ever let them get under your skin. You are the stronger person in the situation, unless you too are a crackhead.
Crackheads are pathetic.
I once called a crackhead's house a few times to get a hold of a person I know, who is also a crack addict. He continued to answer the phone even though it was pretty obvious it was me, again.
Crackhead- "Hello?" (he calmly says this)
Me- "Hi, is _____ there?"
Crackhead- "Ah, wha wha wha WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? He is not HERE" (at this point he was shouting)
Afterwards, I drove up to his house, and to my suprise (not) the crackhead was in the window looking around frantically.
Some More Personal Expirences:
If a person constantly asks you for money, in exchange for their car title, they are probably a crackhead.
If a person is in the bathroom for over an hour, has the bathroom fan on, turns the shower on, but comes out an hour later not wet, they are most likely a crackhead, or up to something.
If a person says they are going to the grocery store for one thing, and don't come back, they are probably on a crack binge.
Crackhead- "Hello?" (he calmly says this)
Me- "Hi, is _____ there?"
Crackhead- "Ah, wha wha wha WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? He is not HERE" (at this point he was shouting)
Afterwards, I drove up to his house, and to my suprise (not) the crackhead was in the window looking around frantically.
Some More Personal Expirences:
If a person constantly asks you for money, in exchange for their car title, they are probably a crackhead.
If a person is in the bathroom for over an hour, has the bathroom fan on, turns the shower on, but comes out an hour later not wet, they are most likely a crackhead, or up to something.
If a person says they are going to the grocery store for one thing, and don't come back, they are probably on a crack binge.
by D. Lu June 5, 2007
Get the crackhead mug.When your peers constantly assume you’re high because you’re energetic. it’s natural, and your normal personality. Crackhead syndrome can also be when someone is pretending to be high because they’re surrounded by high people.
Look at Macy, she keeps screaming and running around talking about belly buttons, she SO has crackhead syndrome.
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Get the crackhead syndrome mug.A set of handlebars (usually on an old road bike) which have been turned upside down so that the brakes face the person riding. This allows for a more upright riding position. Usually seen on bikes owned by bums who got them out of a dumpster.
by gearjunkie March 4, 2007
Get the crackhead bars mug.A man who changed his head for a cock, apparently he also thinks with his cock but he is a dumb-ass because his cock only has a few inches so he cannot think very well, he thinks in porn every day, watch xxx movies, masturbation and maybe spy to an innocent granny. He wants to fuck with all people, no matter if he fucks with men or women, according to this guy, his cock can with all.
Mary: hey ashley I haven't seen your brother since the last weekend, where is he??
Ashley: .... he is punished by mum, my mum saw him watching porn and jerking off in his room.
Mary: holy shit, what a depraved!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley: I know it, he's a cockhead
Ashley: .... he is punished by mum, my mum saw him watching porn and jerking off in his room.
Mary: holy shit, what a depraved!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley: I know it, he's a cockhead
by CrazySuperMoves August 25, 2009
Get the cockhead mug.The very last bit of a juul pod that you find in your room on the floor. You are so addicted to nicotine that you proceed to chief the rest of it like a crackhead.
"Bro I was fiending for a nic buzz and I found a crackhead pod on the floor. Must have been an act of God."
"Bro Chad that is so sick. There's nothing like finding a crackhead pod after you burn through all your pods."
"Bro Chad that is so sick. There's nothing like finding a crackhead pod after you burn through all your pods."
by Trevoooo April 2, 2019
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