clonker

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

by paul C November 4, 2003

clicker

television remote control; term dates from the late 1960s when the first tv remotes made a loud click when the buttons were pressed (because they sent an audible high-pitched noise to a microphone in the tv which would then change channels or volume. The click was actually a small hammer inside the remote that struck a small metal tube which made it resonate. Each button on the remote had it's own tube.) The type was discontinued due to the fact that someone dropping their keys or the phone ringing would cause the tv to go crazy and change channels by itself.

I can't find the clicker. Did it get lost in the couch again?

by fixman88 August 16, 2004

Clunker

A fat fish in the freshwater bass species who reach 3 lbs + but never reach 5 lbs.
Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...
A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.

Fishermen 1: *catches big bass*
Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!"
Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!"
Fishermen 1: "What the fuck did you just say to me?..."

by Sickflare459 July 27, 2020

Faggletism-chinkerfucktard

A slur to describe a fucker that is gay, half-asian, half-black, mentally disabled, little person

I ran into a faggletism-chinkerfucktard. So I mugged them

by Faggletistic-chinkerfucktard November 7, 2023

Clanker

An individual who aligns themselves with the ideology that machines are superior to biological entities. as opposed to Darwinism, the belief that biology is superior to industry. A Clanker nation focuses on industrial productivity, using machines to do manual labour and fighting. Though not pretty, Clanker armies are tougher than Darwinist armies, as steel can withstand more than flesh.

Clanker armies use armored walkers, ranging from small scouting units no bigger than horses to massive land-ships that rival their naval counterparts. Of course that also means Clankers are adept in using similarly industrial technologies, such as Tesla cannons and internal combustion engines.

In the novels by Scott Westerfield, the Central Powers nations of Germany, Austria-Hungary, and the Ottoman Empire are exclusively Clanker. the only known hybrid nation mentioned is America, which uses both Clanker and Darwinist machines to suit whatever role it feels best.

a Clanker Nation is one where heavy industry and machines are the dominant economic and military force:

the 1914 Kaiser-Reich German Empire is a Clanker Nation, using such machines as the Dreadnought class SMS Beowulf, a landcruiser decorated with 10 17 inch cannons.

by Yuri Drakonov August 23, 2011

hump a clunker

to fuck a girl less attractive to get practice.

you gotta hump a clunker before you can get a cadillac

by awesometits December 23, 2010

Pittsburgh Clinger

A girl who grew up in Pittsburgh and goes/went to a smaller college in Ohio, that latches down on the first reasonable man she meets.

Stay away from her! -She is a pittsburgh clinger

by its ok im right April 28, 2010