by M. Bison June 9, 2007
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In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS!!!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD!".
by Boodmanarisin September 14, 2005
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Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.
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Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005
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by James Steele February 7, 2005
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Winner of AMERICAN IDOL (season 1). Runner up on WORLD IDOL.
fought weight loss....
Born on - 24 April 1982
trademark- performs barefoot
nickname -kellybelly
Has an amazing voice. She truly madly strongly deserved to win American Idol.
Quirky, Bubbly, HOT, sexy woman....
She used to sleep through her alarm :D
Her first single sold nearly 250,000 copies in its first week.
Sings meaningful lyrics..
The world is blessed to have a singer like her. LISTEN To Catch My Breath and Stronger...You'll love her..!
Looks- dashing, Voice - Flawless, Overall - I <3 her
fought weight loss....
Born on - 24 April 1982
trademark- performs barefoot
nickname -kellybelly
Has an amazing voice. She truly madly strongly deserved to win American Idol.
Quirky, Bubbly, HOT, sexy woman....
She used to sleep through her alarm :D
Her first single sold nearly 250,000 copies in its first week.
Sings meaningful lyrics..
The world is blessed to have a singer like her. LISTEN To Catch My Breath and Stronger...You'll love her..!
Looks- dashing, Voice - Flawless, Overall - I <3 her
by Kelly1fan January 13, 2013
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