pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

bowl clay

The stuff that sticks to the sides of the toilet bowl and under the seat following a butt explosion.

My wife had to take a hammer and chisel to the bowl clay after that poo.

by static February 17, 2004

Cutting Clay

In pottery class the teacher cuts individual portions of clay off a large block with a wire.

With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.

Isabel: Oh my god! Hurry up and drive i have to take a pooooo!!
Katie: Hold it, we are almost there girl.
Isabel: Im seriously cutting clay right now, HURRRRRRY!
Katie: Dont shit yourself! You'll soil your D&G!

by Baroness Peaches de Edmonds December 4, 2011

Clay

Clay is another way to say land.
Clay is usually used by people who enjoy history and Polandball.

"That is my rightful clay!"

by KebabDaily November 17, 2018

Clay Matthews

The most badass mofo ever to play football ever.

Joel: Hey, is that Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers?

Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.

by th3druminator August 17, 2011

gaseous clay

According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee

"I'm not eating sweetcorn again, It gives me Gaseous Clay"

by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004

claygasm

The excitement of handling clay to an extent where one over excites them self resulting in an orgasm. Can also occur when wedging, glazing or wet sanding.

Dude, working with the clay was soooo amazing I almost had a claygasm.

by The God of Clay June 24, 2011