Cia

Central Intelligence Association. In other words.....Fucking Stalkers!!

Me: Alexa do you work for the cia?
Alexa turns red
Me: Wtf Waah??
Alexa: I'm sorry couldn't understand could you please repeat that?
Me: Aaaaaaah!!

by Yo Fave Definitioner June 3, 2018

CIA

CIA spy agency

CIA - cellulite inspector's association.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020

CIA

The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.

Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."

by 7568ino November 16, 2023

Cia

Cia's are short as hell. They are so fucking short and built like a smurf. Cia's are so small. They are basically a minion.

person 1: Who is that short ass tiny smurf looking girl?
person 2 : Oh Cia? She is literally a smurf.

by bananaguy_123 December 14, 2022

CIA MAGIC

When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them

Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic

by VVOOIIDD December 16, 2022

CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.

by Andymul January 1, 2023

CIA

a terrorist organization disguised as a government body, who are funded by American Tax Dollars.

I fucking hate the CIA, they shot John F. Kennedy and they did 9/11 with the help of President bush.

by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023